Industry Digest 69: Introducing Carblox Motors

Carblox is back from the dead with a revolutionary new car: the Carblox Car(1).

Hello, this is CBLX Entertainment,

After almost a year of retirement, I have decided to revive CARBLOX as a Korean electric vehicle company! Partnered with the amazing folks over at Blockberry Creative, the all new CARBLOX CAR (1) features built in kpop music!! The engine is actually just the remains of MAVE after someone deleted that virtual girl group off the company servers!!!

STARTING AT AN AFFORDABLE 80 MILLION ATEEZBUCKS

Powered by a revolutionary technology called Kwangyamagic, this car is 2000% fuel effiecnet and free!!!

Onboard, naevis is an super smart AI system that will help you do everything, including but not limited to: interdimensional travel, making April Fools jokes 5 minutes before it's 12 AM on April 2nd, and turning you into a massive kpop fan! Gwenchana daeng naeng naeng!!!

If you're more of a Squid Game viewer, be glad to know that there's a built in fork for murder, and the car accepts blood AND old man yaoi fan art as an alternative fuel source!!!! Thanos approves

The Carblox Car (1) starts at a very affordable price, but in order to be elligible, you must stan TWICE.

NOW.

Thank you.

This was CBLX Entertainment.

Consume. Consume. Consume!!