welcome ladies and gentlemen for the REGIME OF CATALTIC COVERTORS
HEADLINE: BIAS IN THE MEDIA
CarBlox will be buying out Quo Group this coming month for .10 dollars.
This plan to merge the CarBlox brand with the Quo one will see to it that we are now 100% biased towards Quo cars. This was coming ever since I bribed multiple CEOs.
We will now relentlessly bash your brands unless they are under Quo Automotive. We will now have a team of snarky 10 year old boys and out of touch 60 year old men on Twitter to write our stories and host our interviews!
Rovero will become CarBlox's crown brand, and we plan to reveal the CarBlox Bravado at Spring Expo of Automobiles 2022. The car will feature Rick Astley seats, Rick Astley upholstery, and run our new RickOS 3. You can only listen to Rick Astley.
If you don't want to be bashed by CarBlox, then you must pay me 2000 robux per story I write of you. FOREVER. If you wish to NOT read CarBlox (we will make it mandatory to read CarBlox to be featured), you must by our upcoming service: BloxHub Premium.
Now, this sounds like a prank, but I tell you, it's true. To confirm, we have totallydom here with these completely authentic, words that are not fabricated!
"We here at Quo are totally not dominating this brand for our own personal gain! You can trust CarBlox to deliver the best, most high-quality propaga- I mean news!"
Alongside this, we are announcing our new flagship CarBlox HQ, which we be located in Oakburgh. You can not bomb it, or we will use our nuclear arsenal in 30 different countries to assassinate you.
We will start our mass employee brainwa- I mean retreat soon! Finally, I have take Cereal_Tree hostage so he can give CarBlox the biggest 100x100 stand at SEA2022. To quote the Autoworks CEO:
"HELP ME! THEY'RE GOING TO DOOM US ALL!"'
So bow down to me, Emperor Catalyst_0, or I will have your head removed from your body and fed to my dogs.
You must refer to me as "Your Utmost Majesty and Grace, the One and Only Emperor of Autoworks, Duke of Untergelrich, Viscountess of Ireland, Lord of Roblox, and Child of the Most Divine" if you wish to keep your body in once piece.
Have a great April Fools Day!
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